Judge lay the smacketh down on Taitz and the birthers

Ha!I know it won’t kill the birther movement, but they’ve been dealt a hell of a blow by a District Court judge who tossed out the case of the Army captain who wanted to be given “conscientious objection” status and thus relieved of duty because of Obama’s non-citizenship.

At this point, I pass the microphone to Judge Clay Land.

“(Rhodes) has presented no credible evidence and has made no reliable factual allegations to support her unsubstantiated, conclusory allegations and conjecture that President Obama is ineligible to serve as president of the United States,” Land states in his order. “Instead, she uses her complaint as a platform for spouting political rhetoric, such as her claims that the president is ‘an illegal usurper, an unlawful pretender, [and] an unqualified imposter.’”

“Finally, in a remarkable shifting of the traditional legal burden of proof, plaintiff unashamedly alleges that defendant has the burden to prove his ‘natural born’ status,” Land states. “Any middle school civics student would readily recognize the irony of abandoning fundamental principles upon which our country was founded in order to purportedly ‘protect and preserve’ those very principles.

“Unlike in ‘Alice in Wonderland,’ simply saying something is so does not make it so,” Land says.

Additionally, Taitz could be in serious hot water if she brings another bullshit case into his court. That’s the only silver lining to the fact that we know this won’t be Taitz’s last attempt to drag down the president with a nonsense lawsuit, so maybe we can cross our fingers that she’ll get disbarred.

Another fake Birth Certificate, courtesy of Orly Taitz

I love how a document certified by the government of Hawaii is a lie, but a low-res JPG is a “smoking gun”.

By the way, if you’re going to fake a BC, remember to format the date right. Kenya, being a British colony, would use the DD/MM/YYYY format, not the American MM/DD/YYYY:

dates

This is actually a case where the ol’ Razor is irrelevant. Either she’s stupid or malicious, and no matter which she shouldn’t be allowed to practice law any more.

EDIT: Wow, that was the weirdest wrong-link ever. Thanks for the heads-up, dutiful readers.

Too crazy on the right-wing? Impossible

My head a splodeIf you ever needed hard evidence to support my claim that when it comes to right-wing insanity, there’s no such thing as too far, I present to you an in-depth look at the mind of lead birther Orly Taitz. To use some of Will’s phrase-ology, she is pure “government listening to me through my fillings” crazy.

I’d like to quote some statements, but here’s the fly-by: Salon writer Gabriel Winant talked to Taitz via Skype and let her crazy flow for hours, unfettered. The list of what she believes, some said explicitly and others given in the sort of “well I can’t prove otherwise…” manner that also implicates Taitz herself in the 1996 Olympic bombings (prove she didn’t), is mindblowing. To put it mildly.

  • Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate is a fake.
  • It’s Barry Soetoro, not Barack Obama.
  • The president has dozens of Social Security numbers.
  • FactCheck.org is not to be trusted.
  • The Annenberg Challenge program for Chicago schools, for which Obama sat on the board, saw hundreds of millions of dollars mysteriously frittered away.
  • Obama’s campaign was guilty of widespread intimidation of Hillary Clinton supporters in the Democratic primaries, perhaps in addition to vote fraud through dead voters.
  • Google is in on all of this.
  • Hundreds of servicemen are getting sick from mysterious vaccinations.
  • The flu vaccine is contaminated.
  • Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez may have been rigging our elections.

For a moment I’d like to remind you all just who Orly Taitz is. Dentist, real estate agent, and sort of lawyer, this Moldovian living in California might have been just another inconsequential member of society, but then she latched onto the “Obama is not a citizen” crazy train and, through her dogged determination to ignore both reason and reality, was catapulted to national prominence.

Not just prominence amongst the fringe, either. She’s been on MSNBC, on CNN, and even landed on the less-than-reputable Savage Nation. Along the way she’s been featured in TIME, landed on Politico for talking about what Republicans are Facebook friends with her, and this Salon article, amongst others.

Yes, a large part of that has been in derision, but it’s been a level of exposure not often granted to conspiracy theorists. Quick, name anyone who championed the 9/11 Truth Movement or the 2004 Ohio Diebold fiasco, and no fair googling it first. Nothing?

Okay, let’s shift back some. Before Taitz we had another right-wing maniac du jour: Jerome Corsi. Remember him? He was the guy that wrote the amazingly fact-free book that supposedly detailed Obama’s ties to terrorists and radical Islam. Despite that most of the book could be corrected with the most cursory research, FOX was more than happy to legitimize the man and have Sean Hannity interview him without challenging him in the slightest. He’s a writer on two high-profile, if not respectable, websites (WorldNetDaily and Human Events). Two of his books have been best-sellers.

Oh yeah, two. Corsi showed up a few years before the 2008 election; 2004 to be precise. This time around he was the main man hocking the lie that John Kerry was lying about his medals and military service. As co-author of Unfit for Command with one John O’Neill, he produced a second fact-free book, largely based on interviews with people who weren’t present at any of the events they talked about. This spawned the entire “Swiftboat” movement, a period of political hatchet-work that’s now become synonymous with dishonest and vicious lies launched against a candidate.

Swiftboaters were given amazing credibility through the mainstream media, eating up much of the late 2004 season, showing up in calm interviews with Ted Koppel, and being at the forefront of much of the discussion on John Kerry, leading to one hilarious exchange between Chris Matthews and Michelle Malkin where Tweety slaughtered Malkin for trying to say-without-saying-it that Kerry had shot himself to get a Purple Heart, the kind of nutjob conspiracy theory that would never fly coming from a liberal. Consider how few people came out to make any untoward comments about John McCain’s time in Vietnam, and that Dan Rather was fired for reporting on a falsehood. Corsi and Malkin? Still kicking around.

We can go back even further, actually. Back during the waning years of the Clinton presidency, the number of insane theories around him grew with each passing day. He murdered Vince Foster, he murdered Ron Brown, he raped Juanita Broaddrick. Each story crazier than the last, each one showing up in dozens, if not hundreds, of mainstream publications as possibly true stories. The Bush theories? Untouchable, and certainly never given legitimacy by any respectable news outlet.

No matter how crazy, how unbelievable, or how unsupported a right-wing mouthpiece’s statements are, they’re given at least one news cycle where serious reports seriously report on the serious issue with the utmost seriosity. The accusation, when it comes from the right, is enough to make it land on the front page.

Again, you won’t find a flipside to this. Voices accusing Bush of conspiring to steal votes in 2004 weren’t broadcast into American homes on the mainstream news, you never saw an even-handed discussion about the accusations in Loose Change, and not a single Congressman will come out and say that European-style health care is a good idea. Ever heard of Vincent Bugliosi? He wrote a book called The Prosecution of George W Bush for Murder. That was a best-seller, but he was blacked out from the mainstream media beyond book reviews. Neither he nor the charges he leveled were on the evening news day after day after day.

So we get an artificial spectrum, where the farthest left voices given any spotlight are center-left liberals who shy away from even Michael Moore (a strong liberal but hardly a Taitz-level maniac), and the farthest right are lunatics like Beck who weeps that liberals are going to destroy democracy and Dobbs that accuse Obama of being an immigrant, which pulls the whole frame of debate towards the right, even as the population shifts left. Is there a fix? I don’t know, but it’s making it very, very hard to keep watching the news.

Sorry for harping on something I talk about a lot, but it just hit me over the head like a damn sledgehammer.

http://belowthebeltway.com/2009/07/20/orly-taitz-and-alan-keyes-get-on-cnn-look-like-idiots/

Observation

This birther nonsense really makes my brain explode. A legitimate governmental document is a fake, but a shoddy looking photograph on the internet, that they believe. Argh.

Melanee slams the book on the birth certificate issue

This was such a mindblow I had to give it its own post:

I think all of those “birthers” have the wrong idea about what constitutes proof. They are talking about an “original birth certificate” and not willing to accept the Certificate of Live Birth from the State of Hawaii. I wonder if they are aware that this “original with the doctor’s signature” that they are waving about is a SOUVENIER that is issued by the hospital. It’s for the baby book and is in NO WAY a legal birth certificate. (No government agency will accept the hospital certificate as proof… those can be filled out by anyone!) The hospital reports the birth to the HIGHER authority (the STATE) who in turns records the “Certificate of Live Birth” into the public records. How do I know this? I ran into the problem years ago when trying to prove my own children’s birth. The ONLY legal and valid birth certificate anywhere in the U.S. is the kind that Obama has already provided.

I had no idea. Good gravy, that’s pretty much the whole issue wrapped up, isn’t it?

Poll: Republicans, southerners don’t believe Obama is a citizen

Jon Klein tells Dobbs and the birthers to drop it

Holy crap!Whoa.

So we’ve been all bitching at Lou Dobbs and his kin for bleating about Obama’s birth certificate and how he’s a non-citizen, whatever. I expected that, once it hit the mainstream, it would cause some static. What I didn’t expect was for the freakin’ president of CNN to step in and tell Dobbs to knock it off.

—– Original Message —–
From: Klein, Jon (CNN)
Sent: Thu Jul 23 19:00:44 2009
Subject: Important re birth certificate

I asked the political researchers to dig into the question “why couldn’t Obama produce the ORIGINAL birth certificate?”

This is what they forwarded. It seems to definitively answer the question. Since the show’s mission is for Lou to be the explainer and enlightener, he should be sure to cite this during your segment tonite. And then it seems this story is dead – because anyone who still is not convinced doesn’t really have a legitimate beef.

Thx

Well, that’s that, then!

Actually, wait. Let me back up a bit. This is far from over. You know what the likes of WorldNetDaily are going to do: they’ll start screeching that this is proof that the media is liberal-controlled and they’re covering up for Barry-O. Although I do have a question. Why is this story getting so much more validation than 9/11 questioning, which a whole lot more of the public actually agreed with?

Big hat tip to From the Left for this one.

WND is retarded aka “insta-debunking”

WND: WND being censored from search engines?

On a story that no news organization has followed more closely than WND – questions surrounding Barack Obama’s birth certificate – one of the Internet’s top news portals, Google News, is now placing dozens of sources and even left-leaning blogs higher in the search rankings than WND.

So appears to be Bing, the new Google competitor.

Google (click for full view):

Google search #1

Google News (click for full view):

Google search #2

I think the mystery can actually be solved by looking at WND’s own goddamn column.

Weeks ago, when WND was one of the few sources for news information about President Obama’s eligibility controversy, a search for “Obama birth certificate” on Google News would have produced dozens of WND story links.

Today, however, typing in “Obama birth certificate” and sorting by relevance leads to a long list of links apparently deemed more “relevant” than WND’s coverage.

Um, yeah. That’s because “relevance” is tied to “recent”. And guess what? If you aren’t on top of the issue, you’re gonna start going down on the list.

Also what’s hilarious is WND’s own example of how they’re being buried (again, click for full view):

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Notice how the top links are questioning the certificate, including G Gordon Liddy’s hilarious rambling. WND tried to prove that Google is “burying” the story and put up a screengrap showing that Google isn’t burying the story whatsoever, only that WND’s articles aren’t hitting the top of the list at the moment.

WND: Whoa Now, Dumbass.

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=obama%20birth%20certificate&sourceid=navclient-ff&rlz=1B5_____enUS337&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wn

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