I’m still busy as hell, but here’s some hilarious illogic for you in the meanwhile. Bill O’Reilly, somehow, said that if homosexuals were capable of caring for children then you would be able to get pregnant by eating cupcakes. Yeah, I don’t get it either.

O’REILLY: No, I’m talking about raising kids. I’m talking about — I know there are bad parents –

VINCENT: Well, there’s nothing inherent in biology –

O’REILLY: — and I know there are good gay parents. Absolutely, all right?

VINCENT: OK.

O’REILLY: But I’m talking optimum, best for the kid, having a mom and a dad. Are you going to call me a bigot for that?

VINCENT: Not at all, no. It’s a legitimate preference.

O’REILLY: Are you going to, Miss Chrisler, call me a bigot for that?

CHRISLER: Nope, I’m just going to call you wrong –

O’REILLY: Wrong.

CHRISLER: — which you are. So –

O’REILLY: You know, why wouldn’t — why wouldn’t nature then make it that anybody could get pregnant by eating a cupcake? You know? You know, you just throw –

If you can tell me what the HELL he’s talking about, I’ll give you a hundred dollars.