Found via a blog linking to a blog, etc. So apparently there was a local news story about parents coming out to their children. Now, I could get into the arguments of homosexuality itself, but I think the greater point is the incredible fury of the Freepers. Enjoy!

“Honey, I love you very much and wanted you more than anything in the world, but I’m a carpet muncher.”

Next, “How to tell your children you’re into beastiality” and “How to tell your children you’re a Democrat.”

Hi, kiddies. I value my own sexual fulfillment more than I value your health and happiness, or the personal integrity involved in keeping my marital vows to your [choose one: mother/father/whatever]. Sh*t happens, and this is just the beginning of yours. I love you, though, just not enough to sacrifice anything for you.

If my mom dropped that on me after being married to my dad and raising me at 21. I would tell her I hope she realized that whatever perversion or brainwashing she got into or whatever “partner” she is listening to, better be dam well worth losing her only soon forever.

First, you shouldn’t have gotten married in the first place, you sick f*@#@. Second, wait until they are at least 18 to tell them. Third, live the rest of your life ashamed at your deception to your spouse all those years. Fourth, just because you are gay, doesn’t give you any special license to break any other rules of decency. Fifth, now go whine in a corner by yourself about how straight people hate you.

Here’s how: Kids, my sexuality is the most important part of my life; more important than you, faith - anything. I demand to be defined by my odd sexual proclivities and nothing else. What most people around the worlds consider personal, private and sacred - I want to shout aloud from the roof tops…

Show thwm your AIDS report.

I have said it here before, but I remember in the 70’s when gays begged only for tolerance and acceptance. Whine, whine, whine. Once they got that, they started demanding equality and even to have their ‘lifestyle’ celebrated. They are disgusting.

How to tell your parents about your short, diseased perverted life followed by an eternity “down under”.

In your suicide note.

nice. thats how they should be told. dont lie. admit your completely self absorbed, willing to dissolve a marriage and engage in vile acts for the rest of your days.

Delicious.

[tags]homosexuality, republicans, conservatives, politics[/tags]